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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN - Volume One


TAGS: women understanding volume one
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - February 7, 2014, 5:15 am
I was enjoying the show...
Sho - February 6, 2014, 2:36 am
XD
lgvernon - February 5, 2014, 9:23 pm

Thanks for commenting on this, Steve; I missed it. This problem has been solved.
steve1961 - February 5, 2014, 8:12 pm
Who rants over a 2-3 year old poster? Call me ***ist but when are trolls female? And with a name like whatevergirl, shouldn't she be more like 'whatever?' and less psycho-lizzie-borden?
manos - February 5, 2014, 6:02 pm
what's up little biatch? were you b***hurt? any mature woman would laugh with this...
Swampfox - December 12, 2013, 3:34 pm
...or a tampon?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 12:18 pm
Oh sweety, who hurt you? Can we get you a tissue? Or a midol?
GaryO - December 12, 2013, 8:58 am
Beggin’ strip?
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:52 am
We'll see. :)
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:51 am
Listen here, wench, I think we all agree that you don't wanna be here and we don't want you here. Why don't you go away while the grownups talk? Come back when you grow a sense of humor.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 8:14 am
Lots of people these days, the site has changed a lot. But it's good to see you back, I hope you stick around.
Greeny - December 12, 2013, 5:40 am
Your hair looks nice
whatevergirl - December 12, 2013, 3:57 am
To the two faggots that replied to me and to anyone else who replies to me. I will still be right no matter what you say, You leaving areply (no matter what it says) means you agree with me, You're not worth anything to anyone, And you all need to die.
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 11:23 pm
Who else gets on Motifake and tells people to calm down?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 8:02 pm
Hey you...If that's you. How have you been?
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 6:58 pm
Calm down, yo. It's not that bad
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 6:48 pm
LMAO!
spacedog - December 11, 2013, 5:52 pm
See you in another 28 days.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:45 pm
And don't bother leaving a reply to me, Because I won't bother to read it. I'll still be right and you'll still be wrong. And that's the truth.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:43 pm
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think that because you don't think at all.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm
We're not. Guys are and they always will be, and you just proved that. So, f*** off, get cancer and die (Just like all guys should) I'm right.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm
Which makes them stupid. And doing douchebag **** like this to females, Just proves my point.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:40 pm
Again, You're Retarded. just like every guy.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm
Says the guy who'll never get ***. :P
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think because you don't think at all.
Swampfox - December 4, 2013, 4:57 am
If girls weren't such dingbats ...
rerun - December 3, 2013, 8:04 pm

guys aren't stupid, we just tend to think with the wrong head
whatevergirl - December 2, 2013, 9:17 pm
Only retards think this is funny. It's not our fault that guys are stupid.
rasicar - May 20, 2011, 5:36 pm
That's Cliff's Notes...
longnose - May 19, 2011, 8:30 am
LOL!!!!! nice one
steph1 - May 17, 2011, 5:05 am
this looks like the small print edition - the complete set is 36 volumes - good luck


FINALLY - A book about understanding women


TAGS: book of understanding women
Rating: 4.44/5

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Titanpb - July 3, 2011, 8:40 pm
this has been done http://www.motifake.com/134859
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:03 pm
'making sense' mess up their argument***. d*** English fail
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:02 pm
Don't bother. Women don't let simple things such as 'sense' messing up their argument. They always win
Cyberhagen - June 21, 2011, 1:03 pm
I thought it was the US tax code..
Verdeckt - June 21, 2011, 4:26 am
isn't that just like a woman to point out our short comings.... Stupid evidence :)
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:47 am
so... why do we botter? X_x aaaa!!! I want to understand!!
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:46 am
we won't because they dont want to be understood in the first place =P
steph1 - June 20, 2011, 6:58 am
no matter how many times you guys try (#134859) .....you'll never understand
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 6:42 am
*of
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 2:54 am
That IS the table if contents
Greeny - June 19, 2011, 9:13 pm
...even the table of contents is messed up
Reality Lord - June 19, 2011, 8:36 pm

...and all the pages are blank.


NO MATTER HOW BUSY YOU ARE -


TAGS: catch snowflakes afghanistan firefight
Rating: 4.82/5

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gas - April 21, 2011, 6:19 pm
Beautiful, goes to favourites :)
Sean - April 19, 2011, 2:55 pm
That guy is the best!
Airman - April 19, 2011, 11:43 am
Thanks all. The ph**o carries this one.
Dill - April 19, 2011, 3:48 am
This bought a tear to my eye... very nice
440wakeup - April 18, 2011, 6:29 pm
just seeing the 203 carelessly scattered about gives me a woody, I bet the boyz fired all them up before the picture was even posted.
marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 6:04 pm
simply magnificent! 5L
IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 4:18 pm
I agree. Very nice
tellitlikeitis - April 18, 2011, 1:18 pm
Very nice.


INFANTRY - Always Improvise, Adapt and Overcome...!!!


TAGS: army war infantry soldier iraq afghanistan warrior combat
Rating: 3.73/5

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suzieq - January 28, 2012, 7:44 pm
Improvise, Adapt, Overcome is US Marine Corps, actally, not infantry. funny though
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 7:15 pm
I love this, just made me laugh over and over.


father's day reminder -


TAGS: stannis
Rating: 4.6/5

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TheHornyGoat - October 16, 2015, 11:50 pm
Is there any Game of Thrones fan here who DIDN'T give this one 5L and feel they were going to hell for doing so?


C H I L D R E N - You spend the first year of their lives telling them to stand up and talk and the following 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.


TAGS: children teenagers standing talking
Rating: 4.41/5

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Uthon - April 17, 2012, 2:48 am
Read it on a magnet.
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:15 pm
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/80831060/ #3


NONCONFORMITY -


TAGS: standin out of a crowd red paper devil
Rating: 4.76/5

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gas - June 25, 2012, 6:03 pm
yep
spacedog - June 25, 2012, 5:56 pm
Amsome poster Commie.


THE ULTIMATE DRIVING MACHINE - Right behind that Mustang


TAGS: mustang bmw funny
Rating: 1.83/5

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CANADA - August 14, 2009, 12:28 pm
dude, if your trying to make your moped sound tough do it somewhere else
knowitall - August 14, 2009, 12:26 pm
you know why a moped is faster than a mustang? the moped will make it to the finish line without breaking first.
knowitall - August 14, 2009, 12:24 pm
the mustangs are only out front b/c they get a head start. see those porsches in the back?
HAHA - May 9, 2009, 8:51 am
These are pretty enjoyable races.
The7thGuest - May 9, 2009, 8:13 am
I would actually like to know which race this was. Koni Challenge ain't half bad, eh, GT racing in general is awesome.
mustngsally - April 25, 2009, 4:10 pm
Where it will remain


BANNED SUBSTANCE -


TAGS: lance armstrong banned substance soap
Rating: 4.33/5

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TheSanityInspector - January 20, 2013, 9:34 am
I saw what you did there!
ughomer - January 19, 2013, 5:30 am
France sue Lance? Not a chance!
Oiler - January 18, 2013, 7:50 pm
LOL at hygeine products being banned in France 5L Hard to believe anything Armstrong says now...he can write fiction tho.
EmilioDumphque - January 18, 2013, 3:47 pm
He must be writing a book. Why else all the media blitz?
mariand - January 18, 2013, 2:19 pm
hehehe...good one...but let's face it, he wouldn't have admitted if he wouldn't have been caught...
Swampfox - January 18, 2013, 12:32 pm
At least he had the ball to 'fess up.


KUNG FU - Kitty defeats Doggie, Using his "Cat Stance"




SHARIA LAW -


TAGS: womens rights taliban afghanistan
Rating: 4.69/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:43 pm
From the way it looks I think you may want to replace "9th Century" with the word "cancer."
culos - February 13, 2011, 5:27 pm
So Jess, are you missing any body-parts? I mean, since your more of an expert than our resident Middle Eastern dweller....
LibertarianJess - February 13, 2011, 4:05 pm
No they just believe in stoning and public whippings for things like infidility.
Hawamleh - February 12, 2011, 8:32 am
not to be this guy, but actually sharia law says nothing about cutting off noses...this was cause by ignorance rather than law.
steph1 - February 12, 2011, 4:53 am
yep - that's what happens if you are too nosey - at least she won't be brownnosing now...
tellitlikeitis - February 11, 2011, 7:43 pm
Disturbing. She's a pretty girl. Let me step in line with the other women to finish off her husband.
lasski - February 11, 2011, 6:19 pm
kiss me baby...and don't hold your breath..!!!
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 5:46 pm
And women here think the have it so rough.
Airman - February 11, 2011, 5:44 pm
I guess the Taliban doesn't worry about alimony when the wife wants a divorce
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 5:44 pm
LMAO!
culos - February 11, 2011, 5:43 pm
Didn't know they already had sammiches back then....
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 5:41 pm
Epic.
Reality Lord - February 11, 2011, 5:20 pm

omg


FUNKY CHICKEN - doesn't like to be called a jive turkey!


TAGS: funky chicken jive turkey shaft bird no one understands him but his woman
Rating: 4.38/5

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InvaderDaz - July 21, 2011, 2:44 am
LMAO
ICEMAN - February 20, 2011, 9:45 am
Genius
Current Resident - January 30, 2010, 12:52 pm
Ha! Good one. 5L
rerun - January 24, 2010, 9:50 am

love it
BoneCD - January 24, 2010, 8:07 am
Good one Wit!


CROSS TOWN TRAFFIC -


TAGS: afghanistan road sweeping
Rating: 4.93/5

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luddy - December 15, 2010, 8:38 pm
nice, gen 1 mraps, d9 bulldozers, must be a route clearice, eod, or sappers.
awesomeflame - December 15, 2010, 12:20 am
heres a 10th vote :)
baldigus - December 14, 2010, 4:18 pm
that brings back some memorys.


RESISTANCE - Is Futile.


TAGS: sumo fat guy resistance
Rating: 2.68/5

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Woody - July 1, 2009, 4:10 pm
He is smiling as he walks little does he know... the young one has a surprize for him.
Scorpio7 - January 1, 2009, 6:46 am
The wrestler in the ph**o appears to be Konishiki Yasokichi (Samoan-born in Hawaii as Saleva'a Fuauli Atisano'e), one of very few Americans allowed to participate in Japan's national sport.


LIMBO -




THE 4TH OF JULY - Most Americans will celebrate and enjoy a day off work Most... Not all


TAGS: independence day 4th afghanistan
Rating: 3.93/5

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ZenMaster - June 29, 2010, 11:29 pm
Definitely not all... Did that last year.


MY GOSH YOU'RE RIGHT -


TAGS: dogs understand
Rating: 4.72/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2011, 7:32 pm
please post to digmydog


THE INTERNET - finally making a women's life understandable to men


TAGS: women men understandable
Rating: 4.51/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 27, 2013, 12:35 pm
Fantastic! Very well 5aid. Although, I don't see the attraction to Hendricks. The wife says it has to do with her enormous fake cans, but . . . . her face looks like the Joker.
pzykosiz - February 3, 2011, 2:11 am
an egg beater huh?
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 5:45 pm
Amsome! That is all i can say.


COMMANDO TAKE AWAY - ''I would like the large GBU-12 on a Danger Close base please.''


TAGS: military army afghanistan commando cas gbu
Rating: 3.53/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 7:33 pm
With 5ome 30Mike-Mike Warthog chops on the side
GySgt1811 - October 31, 2009, 11:51 am
"Splash...Over."


FAIL - Because when racing against a neon, even if you win you lose.


TAGS: neon mustang fail
Rating: 2.21/5

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Me_ - December 8, 2009, 1:00 pm
It is a neon. I will put my 67 vet against it any day.


WHEN IN DOUBT -


TAGS: night firefight afghanistan
Rating: 4.9/5

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Airman - February 16, 2011, 3:47 pm
well put sdfghjkl. Your words of wisdom inspire us all. well thought out and well communicated. I will take these words and let them be my guiding beacon from this day forward. Amen
Ookami85 - February 15, 2011, 9:39 pm
I love this. Epic win, 5Ls and a high five.
sdfghjkl - February 15, 2011, 8:51 pm
when in doubt... stop posting bull****
agdaniele - February 5, 2011, 6:44 pm
Love it. Love it. Love it!
Reality Lord - February 4, 2011, 5:40 am

and use the noob tube...always use the noob tube. (the gamers will get that)
coldinjected - February 3, 2011, 11:57 pm
You lie Airman. Something tells me you wouldn't wait for doubt.


UNLEARN WHAT YOU HAVE LEARNED, YOU MUST -




THATS NOT BEING NICE! THATS JUST PUTTING ON A NICE SWEATER -




ONE SHOT -


TAGS: afghanistan sniper
Rating: 4.95/5

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:29 am
I've heard of righties shooting left handed off a bipod because then you can fire a follow-up sh** without breaking your position.
M0rd3kaI - March 9, 2012, 6:15 pm
Wow...... Amazing... just absolutely 5-round bolt action M40 amazing (And no, I'm not saying that IS a M40, merely using the M40 to fit the comment) you don't get all too many lefties in shooting
mariand - February 16, 2012, 7:32 am
fabulous


DISTANCE - Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?


TAGS: long distance relationship
Rating: 3.92/5

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rerun - December 19, 2011, 7:15 pm

thjis would be great at motitwist


2012 - Guatemala is as good a place to start as any By the time anyone notices Galactus will be here




SWORN COMMUNITY -


TAGS: stand up
Rating: 4.3/5

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agdaniele - July 3, 2010, 2:15 pm
Strong poster. 5+Ls.
rerun - July 3, 2010, 12:20 pm

Fantastic, I could not have said it better.


I DIDN'T KNOW - is no excuse


TAGS: france banned substances
Rating: 3.97/5

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MashiMashi - January 21, 2012, 8:32 am
Another stinky frenchman joke tou-chet
GySgt1811a - January 21, 2012, 2:54 am
(Rim sh** - bass double thump) Thanks, Airman, I always liked playing Lou best!
Greeny - January 20, 2012, 8:50 pm
lol!


HOWITZER BE THY NAME - thy kingdom come thy will be done


TAGS: fun in afghanistan
Rating: 4.05/5

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MychaelDark - March 4, 2016, 7:00 pm
They also have to shoot with that steep of an angle if they are trying to hit something very close by.
Doggin - June 11, 2010, 3:24 pm
Actualy with this you use a steep angle like that because it will actualy go farther then pointing it lower, the power is so great that it shoots to a hight where the air is very thin and has very little resistance on the round.
rogueagent - January 13, 2010, 12:41 pm
It could be at a very steep angle in which case they should be OK, or it could be they're using a blank training round.
Sidereal - January 13, 2010, 7:52 am
Isnt shooting the big cannony gun thing vertically likely to get these guys a wooden overcoat really quickly.


THIS SPRING -


TAGS: disney afghanistan
Rating: 4.29/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 6, 2011, 8:02 pm
Funny one.
rerun - January 6, 2011, 6:50 pm

Craterville...it is just East of central Kabul
Ed-Hyde - January 6, 2011, 7:19 am
I dunno rerun, if you could pick the destination...
pointer - January 5, 2011, 8:29 pm
Any Height restrictions...?
rerun - January 5, 2011, 8:08 pm

The wait on the Cruise Missile ride is only 3 minutes.....the only down side is you can only ride it once.


GLAMOUR -


TAGS: stand still look stupid poster
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - November 8, 2017, 3:19 pm

It's some kind of echo when I'm using my tablet. Apparently unfixable.
nicholsjoshua15 - November 8, 2017, 2:03 pm
What's up with the double replies?
lgvernon - November 8, 2017, 10:37 am

Oh, my goodness, an unarmed man. And up way past his bedtime.
lgvernon - November 8, 2017, 10:37 am

Oh, my goodness, an unarmed man. And up way past his bedtime.
nicholsjoshua15 - November 8, 2017, 2:24 am
Any woman can be a genius, as long as the take other people's ideas and call them their own.
NickDahlmier - February 13, 2016, 11:30 pm
No... Just playing the adages.
lgvernon - February 11, 2016, 12:46 pm

Are you really suggesting that most smart women have to rely on having a good personality? If you are, I understand completely why women come off as b****y to you.
NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 11:44 am
One of the very-few smart-girls that doesn't need to rely on having a "great personality"!... She was still a bit b**chy, thou.
lgvernon - January 31, 2016, 1:05 am

Happens to me when I'm on my phone. The model for this pinup actually was Hedy Lamarr.
Bandit5906 - January 31, 2016, 12:44 am
One click = 2 replies?
Bandit5906 - January 31, 2016, 12:43 am
Great poster and love the art! 5L
Bandit5906 - January 31, 2016, 12:43 am
Great poster and love the art! 5L
lgvernon - January 30, 2016, 10:36 pm

Can you believe auto check on my tablet did that? It's Mongo. Mongo.
lgvernon - January 30, 2016, 10:34 pm

Mongolia like candy
Greeny - January 30, 2016, 10:11 pm
that's Hedley


CLIMBING WALLS -


TAGS: army afghanistan
Rating: 4.93/5

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marlygirl - April 26, 2011, 8:38 am
MO5T Excellent Airman~


REACH - You won't realize the distance you've walked until you take a look around and realize how far you've been.




WE'RE HUNTING TEWWOWISTS -


TAGS: elmer fudd afghanistan
Rating: 4.09/5

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maoworks2 - March 1, 2012, 12:17 pm
Rabbit Hunting, Just Like Arudel !
WellThatSucked - February 29, 2012, 8:05 pm
lol


HOME -


TAGS: army marine afghanistan iraq
Rating: 4/5

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marlygirl - April 26, 2011, 8:40 am
Love it, great homage 5L


MEXICAN STANDOFF -


TAGS: mexican standoff diver shark bet
Rating: 1.75/5

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jameswnash - December 13, 2010, 8:52 pm
yupp I agree Face..seen it
Faceplant31 - December 13, 2010, 12:37 pm
d***itt this is a copy and paste from another site as well.


HEROS - To many of us, an influential life of a real hero to humanity sounds distant. But then a 15-year-old Pakistani girl takes a stand a proves us wrong. Get well, Malala Yousufzai.


TAGS: pakistan taliban girl jesus life
Rating: 4.58/5

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Bolverk3778 - October 29, 2012, 5:43 pm
Let us also hope that the 21 year old 'Man' that ordered the shooting and his cohorts live short interesting lives before suffering terminal lead/copper poisoning.


CEREAL KILLERS -


TAGS: this one goes out to all you spelling nazis out there that don t understand a good joke when they read one
Rating: 3.23/5

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MO - October 10, 2009, 11:28 pm
Me? I like the sticky puns.....mmmmmm
Claire - October 10, 2009, 11:01 pm
I love the puns. 5
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 10:16 pm
thanks guys...it's beer time!
Chopperliscious - June 5, 2009, 10:02 pm
Nice play on words and concepts. 5.
agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 9:57 pm
This is a great work of original motifake art, boosted by it's simplicity.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 9:51 pm
Mucho thanks moooooooooooooooooooooo
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2009, 8:11 pm
I thought it was pretty good.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 6:56 pm
Don't expect everyone to get it...sorry you feel that way
D00D - June 5, 2009, 6:40 pm
extreme fail


TORQUE -


TAGS: mustang torque gt cobra snakebite
Rating: 3.12/5

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Faceplant31 - March 10, 2010, 6:31 pm
Another owned moment brought to you by CANADA!
CANADA - March 10, 2010, 6:19 pm
check out this one.....http://img.ph**obucket.com/albums/v357/hinshu/honda-torque.jpg


I REALLY CAN'T UNDERSTAND - Why everyone keeps calling me a troll ...


TAGS: cant understand calling me troll
Rating: 4.71/5

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falloutghoul - July 29, 2012, 6:55 pm
Don't let Hammy catch you with a goat near here.


CREATION -


TAGS: god handicap existance universe hammy
Rating: 4.32/5

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Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 7:14 pm
It's just that you and haar, truely motivate me to de-motivate, and a compliment from one of you is truly valued on my part.
Sean - November 29, 2010, 5:53 pm
It's a helluva poster. And the word is "dishonored". Yer welcome.
Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 4:33 pm
I am honored you even looked at my poster sean.
Sean - November 29, 2010, 1:27 pm
The ontological argument with a twist. Beautiful. 'Tis a lesser God who needs to be.
Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 8:49 am
thanks ed, and a bad one at that aggy
Ed-Hyde - November 29, 2010, 6:49 am
Awesome, beautiful image to go with it. 5L
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 9:24 pm
... a mod?
Hawamleh - November 28, 2010, 6:03 pm
That would help, had I wanted things to make sense, but what's the fun in that. and I always did like pointy ears..
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 2:58 pm
Good lord! we have a half Vulcan / half Arab here. Great logical argument. Before the Timmies descend, just consider God as whatever you worship and it will make more sense.


PERSISTENCE - When the inability to learn from your mistakes leads to success




TACTICAL ADVANTAGE -


TAGS: von clausewitz notwithstanding
Rating: 3.04/5

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agdaniele - June 7, 2009, 9:50 am
(2/5) - 4 votes. Yet another gem!


DING DONG DITCH - It never ever gets old! "GEDDEM GUNNY!"




SCOTT NORWOOD - His political stance is wide right




SORRY, STAN LEE - Long before you invented the Iron Man There was... THE TIN MAN!!


TAGS: iron man stan lee
Rating: 4.68/5

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Greeny - October 5, 2011, 9:09 pm
and his dog... Rin
Airman - October 5, 2011, 7:43 pm
oil can


THE BIBLE, STAN LEE VERSION - EXODUS 14:10-16:10 'nuff said


TAGS: bible religion stan lee marvel spiderman
Rating: 2.31/5

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Smokey - June 4, 2009, 5:30 pm
The book of excelsior!
agdaniele - May 15, 2009, 7:29 pm
Let my pixels go!!!!


IT'S A COINCIDENCE - I swear she left, don't worry there are plenty of fish in the sea


TAGS: happenstance fish
Rating: 4.91/5

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motifayk - January 20, 2013, 7:14 am
Ha ha ha.... It really is a coincidence... surprising...


PSYCHIC FAIR TODAY - Cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances




ANYONE WHO IS STUPID STAND UP ! - "So Why Do You Think You Are Stupid ?" "I Don't, I Just Hate To See You Standing Up There Alone..."




UNDERSTANDING EACH OTHER - Did you say "Go" or "Whoa"? Sorry. My bad.




I JUST FEEL SILLY -


TAGS: reverse cowgirl misunderstanding
Rating: 3.92/5

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Derek - January 8, 2010, 10:47 pm
Just keep gyrating there, and he'll make things exciting soon enough


PRIDE -


TAGS: there comes a time when you have to stand up and shout
Rating: 4.93/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 30, 2014, 11:07 pm
That squirrel is an illegal alien, an invasive species. OUR squirrels are grey!
GreyScorpion - October 13, 2010, 9:59 pm
I'm just a squirrel, trying to get a nut here. 5L
spacedog - October 13, 2010, 9:52 pm
Stand tall and lead that parade Rerun......5L.


THERE'S NO SUCH THING -


TAGS: i love my family but from a distance
Rating: 3.85/5

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sickartist - December 31, 2009, 9:45 pm
Thanks guys. Nothing like visiting relatives to remind me why I moved here
agdaniele - December 31, 2009, 9:21 pm
Well done, sick!
Sean - December 31, 2009, 6:33 pm
Great.
Dr. Rusak - December 31, 2009, 5:52 pm
oh so true, 5L


ONE NIGHT STAND - Yes there is, but don't forget about the lamp


TAGS: one night stand lamp
Rating: 3.74/5

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holymoly - January 13, 2012, 7:20 pm
Point taken.. Clever


CIRCUMSTANCES -


TAGS: circumstances toilet paper luck fate motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.7/5

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Treehodger - March 4, 2010, 1:43 am
Plan B? Go European. God gave us a left hand for a reason, after all. 5 Left-Handshakes!
sickartist - December 31, 2009, 8:30 am
You could always ask the next stall if they have change for a 5 :)


PROBLEMS -




PASSING NOTES - This is what "Instant Messaging" looked like, before your so called "Internet".




SUBSTANCE ABUSE -


TAGS: substance drug abuse
Rating: 3.38/5

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banhammer - March 16, 2010, 1:59 pm
5L David! ;)
David A - March 16, 2010, 1:57 pm
I'm glad she drove last night, I was hammered!
GreyScorpion - March 16, 2010, 1:50 pm
that's FacePlant's sister
banhammer - March 16, 2010, 1:47 pm
I Swear I Did Not Do It!
SgtRock - March 16, 2010, 1:43 pm
Looks to me like a victim from Agdanieles BanHammer swinging. Nobody was safe.


A LITTLE OVER YOUR BUDGET -




COMMUNICATION - Nothing is so simple that it cannot be misunderstood




LONELINESS - Behind my smile is everything you’ll never understand.




CHESS - “Life is a kind of chess, with struggle, competition, good and ill events” (Benjamin Franklin)


TAGS: last man standing chess
Rating: 3.82/5

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Derek - March 10, 2010, 6:01 am
Natural evening of the stakes. That's the spirit!


OH ABDULLAH - you went with the powder blue turban, I told you how it would make your eyes dance.


TAGS: taliban al queda afghanistan
Rating: 3.28/5

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Current Resident - November 27, 2009, 5:55 pm
Si, yo también. Funny. 5L
spacedog - November 6, 2009, 11:56 am
Agreed. Very funny poster yeodawg.
LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 11:10 am
THIS is fooking HI-larry-us! 5L.
Jmac0585 - November 6, 2009, 10:57 am
Who ever gave this a 1 is a real clownshoe. 5L.


BANDWAGON - He wishes he never jumped on it.


TAGS: marian hossa hockey stanley cup red wings detroit
Rating: 2.38/5
steve2 - November 16, 2010, 1:41 pm
to the commenter above he now has a cup :)
HA HA - June 18, 2009, 2:43 pm
HA HA what a loser. This makes me happier than if my team won the cup.


THE INTERNET - we can finally understand it




GOING THE DISTANCE -


TAGS: going the distance marathon
Rating: 1.17/5

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boeweizer - November 22, 2009, 9:22 am
when you see it you try to hold back your barf


WAITING FOR SOMEONE YOU LOVE IS LIKE - Standing in the cold, time is slow and you start to go numb, but as soon as you are wrapped in warmth, the past is forgotten and you can't fathom a better feeling.


TAGS: standing in the cold waiting
Rating: 5/5

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HallieMarie - September 23, 2012, 3:17 pm
Lol, look at some of my earlier ones. I came here following a divorce but I met actually ended up meeting someone online, actually he brought me here to help make it my outlet. :)
steve1961 - September 23, 2012, 1:34 pm
No disrespect intended...quite the opposite in fact :) I was just going by the forum post which said Moti seedling with 6 posts. Just a question...for someone who has been around for so long-how come she's not a hate-filled and bitter specimen like me?
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 11:33 am
Thus the profundity. It’s good to be so in touch with yerself. Cheers
HallieMarie - September 23, 2012, 11:23 am
@Gary.. I've been waiting for someone I love. 39 more days...
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 10:32 am
Hallie, where ya been? 5L
M0rd3kaI - September 23, 2012, 8:12 am
Stevie-kins... She's been around here longer than you have... not a first timer by a long sh**... just sayin'... 5L Hallie
rerun - September 23, 2012, 1:37 am

Yrs, please post to twist, excellent
steve1961 - September 23, 2012, 1:12 am
Well done for a first timer. You may want to submit to Motitwist because you're apt to melt my ice-encrusted heart with such warmy-warmy posters...and I have an allergic reaction to pleasantries...it makes me want to hurt penguins...5L though...good job.


A CAR - is just a machine. It has no soul. But then neither do I, so I can't really judge.


TAGS: car soul mustang
Rating: 4.9/5

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Sho - March 21, 2013, 10:47 pm
a 5 and fav'd


HIGH SCHOOL AND COLLEGE A DISTANT SECOND -


TAGS: friendship stand by me sking
Rating: 4.8/5

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MashiMashi - August 27, 2012, 9:38 pm
We discoverd girls and were at each others throat
conundrum - August 24, 2012, 5:55 pm
As you did... I should be a bit more observant...
Airman - August 24, 2012, 11:31 am
I watched the movie this weekend, and I love that quote. That's why I put Stand By Me and SKing in the tags.
conundrum - August 23, 2012, 11:16 pm
sounds like the last line in "Stand By Me" the movie or "The Body" a short story written by Steve King.... good story


SHELTER -


TAGS: stand in the rain crankyhead
Rating: 4.77/5

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Neener - October 25, 2010, 9:53 pm
Deep! 5 shrooms


Street Racing -


TAGS: street racing mustang charger bullit
Rating: 4.71/5

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BobbEdwards - September 22, 2013, 12:45 am
And he didn't need a Winchester Pump either.
CloudchaserS - September 21, 2013, 12:33 am
He was Steve McQueen. He could have been on a Cushman scooter and still would have run that Charger off the road.
curlyrocks - September 20, 2013, 5:12 pm
I always found it funny that Bullet in his tiny Mustang was able to run a huge Charger off the road.
MissPriss - September 20, 2013, 2:16 pm
Dear God! My 5L most favorite cars! If you haven't already drop this one over at motofake too.


The Double Standard -


TAGS: double standard complain lock key
Rating: 4.7/5

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5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 3:01 pm
I have been without a comp for over a year. I missed my 2% crew. 5L then
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2013, 7:34 am
I believe this was made with the new poster creator. The Format has changed for the better. Welcome back my friend.
5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 3:02 am
I just got back here. I won't vote until I see what the standards are for "motifake format" MODS, can you help a brotha out? Otherwise, it kicks a**.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2013, 5:49 am
Good illu5tration.


DISTANT -


TAGS: silence rejection distant
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 1:44 am
Creepy, menacing, unsettling and has a stalker tone to it. I like it!
Sho - June 9, 2012, 12:28 am
Great picture. Great caption. 5L


RULES OF COMBAT -


TAGS: afghanistan
Rating: 4.62/5

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Reality Lord - September 12, 2012, 9:20 pm

and that has always been my motto when it's past last call and the room is empty of women


I'VE LEARNED -


TAGS: stalking is being persistant
Rating: 4.48/5

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sickartist - May 12, 2010, 3:05 pm
5 (so I really didn't do anything) L's
PhxDebbie - May 12, 2010, 1:17 pm
Thanks. I ran it by Sickartist first and he said go with it as it was.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 12, 2010, 11:59 am
*has
R.S.Jake - May 12, 2010, 11:59 am
I wasnn't even thinking that, I just thought a cousin or a van incedent gone awry...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 12, 2010, 11:57 am
Oh Noes!!!! hat Phy gone all "Briton of Rose" on us?
R.S.Jake - May 12, 2010, 11:54 am
Excellent! She's obviously been paying attention. 5! Way to go Deb. You're not related to Phydeax are you?
GreyScorpion - May 12, 2010, 11:45 am
she's been hanging out in the back, you know, chit chatting with the guys, she finally got up the nerve to go on stage, and show us what she's got....Whoo-hoo!! nice!!! 5L
Faceplant31 - May 12, 2010, 11:40 am
Nice debut!


TOWER GUARD AFGHANISTAN -




LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP -




CRICKET - It's all about ass whooping...literally!


TAGS: india pakistan cricket ass whooping
Rating: 4.09/5

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caveman - May 11, 2012, 9:55 pm
Would also go well on sporting breakdown


PMS - Just because I'm bitchy, doesn't mean you're not irritating!




LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... - ...here's Miss Afghanistan!


TAGS: miss afghanistan
Rating: 3.06/5

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richter - November 6, 2011, 1:23 am
(translated) "i want peace to all the pixels of our nation...."
Zagato - February 21, 2010, 11:23 pm
too much skin, what a wh***.


SATANIC NUNS - Beware of imposters




"AIR ASSAULT!!" - Either I'm getting "older" or the recruits are getting "YOUNGER!"


TAGS: 32nd brigade red arrow army national guard airassault airborne terrorist afghanistan iraq
Rating: 2.58/5

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Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 12:26 pm
That's a great one, man, and a good strategy...5/5


LIFES JOURNEY -


TAGS: ships that pass in the night and speak in passing only a signal shown and a distant voice in the darkness so on the ocean of life we pass and speak only a look and a voice then darkness again and a silence
Rating: 4.85/5

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GaryO - March 19, 2012, 9:43 am
WOW!²
forseti - September 24, 2010, 2:50 am
WOW!
crankyhead - September 23, 2010, 7:40 pm
Rerun, you've outdone yourself.


EXPLOSIVES -


TAGS: which one is afganistan
Rating: 4.58/5

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Verdeckt - June 16, 2011, 5:27 pm
Well it is all tucked away down there... 5 Wallys (Waldos)
Verdeckt - June 16, 2011, 5:27 pm
Well it is all tucked away down there... 5 Wallys (Waldos)


TAIL ROTORS -


TAGS: army helicopters afghanistan
Rating: 4.45/5

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marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 12:59 pm
LOVE. 5L Airman.


BREAKFAST MENU - todays options are Leftovers or Bacon Maybe the bacon smell will wake her up so she leaves.


TAGS: one night stand
Rating: 4.1/5

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Me_ - April 7, 2010, 3:30 pm
Always go to her place, so you can leave before she wakes up.


IMPROVING TROOP MORALE IN AFGHANISTAN - This donation would motivate troops. The truck was last seen at the Khyber Pass. The Taliban did NOT approve.




CLAIRE STANFIELD - I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.


TAGS: baccano claire stanfield rail tracer vino
Rating: 2.6/5

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Baccano - August 30, 2009, 4:06 pm
Claire is aweome! Great show :)
Sho - October 21, 2008, 2:33 pm
no, i think he/she is deaf
DOGOD - October 20, 2008, 8:25 pm
I must be whispering then


HOW FAR -


TAGS: reality distant dreams keep moving
Rating: 4.93/5

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spacedog - February 7, 2013, 6:19 pm
Unfortunately, there are some shores I will never reach. 5L


THE BEST OF INTENTIONS -


TAGS: temptation circumstance opportunity winter prank
Rating: 4.8/5

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dslohand - December 18, 2012, 9:10 pm
5 snorks thanks


REACH AN UNDERSTANDING -


TAGS: desert ocean moon reach understand
Rating: 4.72/5

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mariand - March 24, 2013, 8:37 pm
mistakes shows that you're human...;)
Rick69 - March 24, 2013, 7:40 am
Cheers... You folks are quite forgiving... I messed up with the black line on bottom-left & the soft edges of the last ph**o... And yet here I am doing the rain dance around my living room...
MissPriss - March 24, 2013, 2:16 am
Another stellar 5L poster Slick!
SLOHAND62 - March 23, 2013, 10:33 pm
5 cheers Very good. Thanks for sharing
spacedog - March 23, 2013, 9:08 pm
Set foot on the moon? No wonder we can't come to an understanding. I kid. The moon is lovely. It's right outside my window. 5L


CONFUSION -


TAGS: understand identity
Rating: 4.6/5

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gas - September 8, 2012, 8:19 pm
yeah Sho.. I did well passing it to you.. clearly fav'd
Sho - September 8, 2012, 7:37 pm
A thank you goes to gas for sharing another epic picture. Took a while. Still not 100% satisfied but meh


ON SECOND THOUGHT -




She is... -




MARCHING BANDS -


TAGS: stanford epic
Rating: 4.42/5

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Airman - January 5, 2011, 12:30 pm
yes, we got to enjoy the Goo Goo Dolls instead. Their theme was going to be Recent Sporting News In South Florida. I don't think LeBron James was going to like it. Too bad
Donkasaurus - January 4, 2011, 10:58 pm
And that's why they rule. Don't forget that they weren't allowed to play at the orange bowl this season haha!
Donkasaurus - January 4, 2011, 10:58 pm
And that's why they rule. Don't forget that they weren't allowed to play at the orange bowl this season haha!
Iconoclast - January 4, 2011, 9:29 pm
5 trombones for your marching band. Trivia point - Jayne Mansfield was not decapitated. Mistaken rumor started at the accident scene when they saw her wig on a head-form.


It happens -




SHOPPING BAZAAR -


TAGS: afghanistan mall security mall cop
Rating: 3.91/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 29, 2012, 7:30 pm
But, he's more of a target than they are! That means he's endangering their lives. That means they're escorting him, like a human shield.
maoworks2 - April 18, 2012, 7:51 am
Thats Something 5L


NO NO NO -


TAGS: nuns misunderstanding rappelling repelling
Rating: 3.83/5

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Derek - February 12, 2010, 3:28 pm
Evil nuns?


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